Help!

 Great! Now that I have your attention with my post title, let me start by saying I have been REALLY bored lately. Mommy and Daddy are busy cleaning house and getting ready to put it on the market so I have to do my share to keep things interesting.  Here I am vying for Dad's attention as he puts together the replacement tv stand for the one that I broke.

I have taken to unpacking boxes and choosing trinkets to place strategically around the house. Here I am playing pope, blessing the house and trying my hand at home staging all at the same time.

 

I have really gotten into leaving my faceprints on the shower doors and windows right after Mommy cleaned them.   It's hard to resist now that I can actually see through the glass...

Remember those Daisy Duke pajama shorts Mommy took me outside to play in because I didn't fit into my clothes? Oh she didn't mention that? It was mortifying. Well Mimi got wind of my wardrobe woes and took me shopping for some play clothes. I was pretty into picking out my own clothes.  Gigi has also seen my wardrobe malfunctions on FaceTime and has pledged her support to my cause. Thank God for my grandparents or I might be wearing shorty short pajamas as play clothes all spring.

Now, this next part I really do need help on. What does it MEAN?

That's right. Mommy is having a girl! Contrary to what you might think, that smile on my face is from the chocolate chips Mommy keeps handing me during the photo shoot.  I still have no idea what "baby sister" means but I'm happy about all this chocolate!

Whole Lotta Trouble

 I'm spending a lot of time in my rocking chair these days with my buddies Elmo.  It's not my time-out chair yet so I am digging it.

 You might think that because I don't have a time out chair, I don't do time-outs. Well you would be wrong.  My behavior of harassing the dog and hitting are becoming less appreciated around the house these days so I spend a fair amount of time in my time-out pen.  As you can see, I still make sure to harass the dog from afar so I am not sure what Mommy thinks we are really accomplishing here.

The weather is finally starting to get nicer and I like to slip out into the backyard when Leland opens the door.  Mommy dressed me up all cute in an outfit Great Aunt Deb and Great Uncle Bob gave me and I proceeded to roll in the mud while wearing it. Here I am trying to be nonchalant after rubbing dirt in my second degree burn that I got from holding on to a burning hot lightbulb.  Mommy was a little angry since I had already had two debridements of it. Obviously, I could care less.

 Mommy, Melissa, Brandon and I went to this awesome place called Wonderscope. It's an old school building with theme rooms. We loved it. I thought of Gigi when I was in the Farm to Market room because she grew up on a dairy farm. Here I am picking the cow's nose when I thought no one was looking.

Brandon and I also did some grocery shopping.  They didn't have my favorites--chocolate chips, ketchup, graham crackers and anything cheese--but I managed to find a few things to put in my cart.

I even got some practice time in the nursery. This doll is like the practice one at home. I was really sweet to it at first, only poked it's eye out about 10 times trying to feed it a bottle. Now I find it more fun to launch the baby off of the couch. Mommy and Daddy hope this is a short-lived phase.

Here is me during one of my calmer moments.  I have been spending lots of time at Mimi and Pa's while Mommy and Daddy do new house things.  I like to sneak off to see Pa when he is in the office and interrupt his work time.  He always obliges and plays some YouTube videos for me to sing and dance to. 

I shall leave you with a snippet of my energy level these days.  Since I broke the last tv stand, Mommy and Daddy got a new one.  I prefer using the box as my dancing stage at night.  Please don't comment on the short shorts I sleep in...Mommy needs to buy me some new clothes that actually fit.